Bernard Black

Bernard Black is a character in the UK television series 'black books'. Bernard describes himself as a reclusive wanker, and is correct. He is a chain smoker, an alcoholic and a horrible person - but despite this, there is something you have to like about him. Possibly the fact that he has an Irish accent, or he's unbelievably sexy. He can also live off the mushrooms in his hair, how is this NOT a good thing?

I can't think of an example that includes the words Bernard Black so i'm getting around it by writing what i just wrote.

"You can find work and sort your life out anytime. The pub closes in five hours."

"I've never said it before because I'm too nice, but your son has the cold, dead eyes of a killer."

Bernard Black by melllvar December 1, 2005

Bernard-Grandmaître 

Is a shitty Elementary School that has dumb teacher riddled around. As you walk around you can see No Smoking Signs on every wall. Also their principal is very idiotic and not in any way smart.

Bernard-Grandmaître Is a dumb school.

Bernard-Grandmaître by Blueyso May 25, 2019

Bernard Goetz 

An American hero, defended himself on a New York City subway by shooting four criminal teenage negroes that were trying to rob and assault him with sharpened screwdrivers.

Bernard Goetz should have been given a medal for shooting up those turd skinned shit-wits, they all had extensive criminal records. At least he paralyzed one of them for life hahahahahahaha.

Bernard Goetz by The Dodger January 29, 2005

Bernard Valcourt 

To not stand up during the honouring of missing and murdered Indigenous women at a hearing about recommendations on the Truth and Reconciliation Commission and you are the Minister of Aboriginal Affairs.

Hey he didn't stand up in honour like that dick Bernard Valcourt didn't because he had a boner.

Bernard Valcourt by Doc Deadly June 6, 2015

Bernard Montgomery 

One of the most, if not the most infamous British general of WWII, well known for being able to defeat the near unstoppable German general Erwin Rommel in the North Africa Front, thanks to his competent planning and good usage of the resources he had.

Montgomery continued to fight in Europe as well after clearing out North Africa, and was also successful on the Western Front despite the failures of 'Operation Market Garden'.

He was nicknamed 'Monty' and 'The Spartan General'.

"Erwin Rommel met his match after Bernard Montgomery joined the North Africa Front."

Bernard Montgomery by Dumb Historian July 29, 2020

Bernard Jr 

Bernard jr is a little crazy for some time but he is a good friend and u will always need him if u have him keep him and if tell u that he is pretty he is forreal

He is so caring!! Bernard jr

Bernard Jr by Nardddy November 17, 2019

Bernard course 

Canadian slang. The opposite of a bird course.

This Bernard course has me contemplating suicide. Thank goodness there's Professor Hardy's bird course to save my average.

Bernard course by CaptainCanada August 23, 2011