Bellend

The end of a penis!

bellend = Nicki tilt

by that guy ya know? February 22, 2010

Bellend boy

A boy who likes bellends

Thoms mussett from barton upon humber is a bellend boy

by Dale Hepworth +Mattty D August 23, 2003

Super Bellend

A super bellend is a someone who has very crazy hair almost like an afro, some may call it a jewfro. This person also likes to go out with ginger people.

My flat mate last year was a super bellend.

by Osama Bin Bellend July 14, 2011

bellend buster

Hitting or crushing an unsuspecting bellend, or willy, with a large object to cause comparable, or greater, pain to a sack tap.

Guy 1: Ouch! WHAT THE HELL?
Guy 2: Ha, got ya! That's called a sack tap.
Guy 1: You got my bloody dick!
Guy 2: Oh, well we'll call that a bellend buster.

Guy 1: F you! *crouching in pain*

by voss4life June 27, 2015

Bellend Squad

A group of morons that have little to do with their lives other than threaten people over Facebook.

Chav 1: You best watch yurr back coz bellend squad is gonna get ya ygm.
Chav 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

by Heanorboy June 22, 2011

bellend brie

a creamy white cheese substance found under a man's foreskin

i had to finish with him as he wouldn't wash, i mean he constantly had bellend brie

by blunoze June 7, 2018

Bellend trumpet

The release of air from the inflated skin on the end of a penis when blown up.

The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...

by Micky Willy January 19, 2014