Bellen

Bellen is a girl who is pretty, caring, calm, friendly. She is a great friend and can do a lot for you. If I were to describe her in one word it would be Amazing.

Guy#1: Hey do you like Bellen?
Guy#2: Yeah, she's pretty cute.
Guy#1: Yeah but you're never gonna get her.
Guy#2: Fck you aswhole

by YOUGOTGOTT-GEI December 11, 2018

Bellema

Bellema is a very nice,friendly,cute friend. She is a calm person she never gets angry and is passionate for what she does everything to make you happy.if you have a friend or anyone named Bellema try not to disappoint her.

Bellema is my very good Friend

by The Writer named a good friend August 27, 2021

Bellenditis

The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.

Dave's got a case of Bellenditis by the looks of his latest tweets

by Rod Hull's Ladder March 23, 2023

nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.

He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.

by loadsamessages January 13, 2023

bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

by Me December 15, 2003

bellegarde

1. A person devoid of any redeeming characteristics.

2. Someone who consumes valuable resources without contributing anything to society. A bum. A drain on the economy.

1. That drunk bastard is a bellegarde
2. I didn't do anything all day, I must be a bellegarde

by Stephen_Harper August 12, 2012

Bellendroduction

When you introduce her for the first time to your raging and engorged penis bellend.

She unzipped my fly and wha la! The perfect bellendroduction for Rachel. She took it in and slobbed the knob.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018