blithering idiot

A "blithering idiot" is someone who is somehow more stupid than stupid.

"Why is part of my cake missing?"
"Why'd you put it there in the first bloody place?"
" It was meant to be there, you blithering idiot!"

by AiryGoats March 22, 2024

Blither

A portion slightly larger than a slither

A blither of M&S Basque cheesecake

by jsmartin February 15, 2026

blithering idiot

Someone babbling like a bumbling band of baboons while being highly unaware of the situation.

Argus: "Students out of bed! Students in the corridors!"
Minerva: "They are supposed to be out of bed you blithering idiot!"

by wullxz January 18, 2025

Bemither

Pronounced: bee-MITH-er, with a "th" as in "that", and an "i" as in "if".
Definition: a stronger, more expressive form of "bother".
Related words: bemithering, bemitherer, bemithers, and bemithery (as in: "Is that bemithery?").
Etymology: from "bemothering" (Middle English) of the same definition, and "mithering" (from British English), also of the same definition.

"He was a bemithering fool."
"I want to hear no more bemithery out of you!"
"You bemither me so much, I might just snap!"
"He was a bemitherer of the highest order."
"He bemithers me so much!"

by Tiarna na Anachain February 10, 2025

Blithering Idiot

Donald J Trump

DJT: *Says words*
Almost everyone: "There's a blithering idiot if ever we saw one!"

by Agentthot March 5, 2025

devin beitler

Pure heartthrobs. Devin Beitler's will break your guard down, and make you feel thankful that every other guy messed up. They're persistent, honest, and faithful to whomever is lucky enough to catch their attention. They may come off as intimidating, as they should.. Because they'll end up making you fall so deeply in love with them, that you'll forget why you stopped loving in the first place. Sure, they've got a body that's to die for, but it's those piercing blue eyes that'll keep you up at night. Moral of the story, Devin Beitler's will steal your heart without you even realizing it, and keep it forever.

Better lock up your heart; I think I saw a Devin Beitler 😨

by M.n.d. March 4, 2016

The Blithering Shits

The only way to describe a REALLY bad case of diarrhea.

The Veggie Fiesta burrito at taco bell tasted so good but i have been on the toilet for three days after with the blithering shits. I guess i'll get another one tommorrow.

by late4supper April 5, 2024