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Beretta

An Italian firearms manufacturer that loves to advertise the fact that they've been in business since Renaissance times. The quality of their products is somewhat hit-or-miss. They have made some excellent rifles, like the M1 Garand-derivative BM59. They make pretty good, though overpriced shotguns. Their pistols just suck.

Their trademark piece, the 9mm Model 92, is a study in bad design. It was adopted by the US Military as the M9 in 1985 to replace the superior M1911 .45 as the standard-issue sidearm, despite the fact that it failed the tests at Aberdeen Proving Grounds and caused serious injury to one of the testers. The design is highly susceptible to dirt, and the open-top slide means it will always get packed with dirt no matter how much you baby it. Ask anybody who carried one in Iraq, the slightest bit of dirt will make the M9 jam to hell and gone. The magazines don't feed well and wear out quickly. The trigger pull is too heavy, which throws off your aim. On top of that, they are made of crappy steel. Beretta 92s will get cracks in the slide after 2,000-4,000 rounds and need to be completely rebuilt. By comparison, Glocks can last 40,000-50,000 rounds, SIGs last 80,000-100,000 rounds, and 1911s are known to go for a million rounds or more with their original parts.
"My M4 ran dry just as that hajji came around the corner with an AK. Didn't have time for a mag change, so I switched to my M9. Fucker jammed on me, and I just cleaned it that morning. Thank God that hajji couldn't shoot for shit, 'cause I had to bum rush him and stick his ass with my knife! Fuckin' beretta sucks, man!"
by yt45 January 14, 2013
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Raspberry Beret

The commission of a bare-assed fart on a bald man's head. (hence the "raspberry" sound.) This act can be of the sexual fetish or horrible college prank nature.
Nick was being such a douche at Jills party last night that we held him down and Tom gave him a Raspberry Beret. We laughed till we puked.
by Axl VanJovi November 24, 2011
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beretta

Quite possibly the tightest pistol ever made. I have a 92fs, and it shoots ok. 15 rnd. mag. Stainless Steel! It's only downfall is its wierd trigger pull; really light at first, but locks up at the last 2 mm. Then you have to pull hard. And finally fires. Double action semi-automatic. Really Cool, Really Reliable.
That Beretta is soooooo tight ass, dawg!!!
by P8NTbalESF May 10, 2003
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bhret

Bhret is a handsome, athletic, an amazing guy! He also knows how to treat a girl and never intends to hurt her. He enjoys being involved with things like sports and hunting. He's very outgoing and never meets a stranger! Any girl would be lucky to have him. When he gets a temper it only last for a little while but soon gets over it. He is certainly a keeper!
"Everyone want to be like Bhret!.."
" I wish I had a boyfriend like Bhret."
by wowlooky December 20, 2016
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beretcism

1. : a belief that a beret is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that different berets produce an inherent superiority of a particular race
2a : a doctrine or political program based on the assumption of beretcism and designed to execute its principles
b : a political or social system founded on beretcism
3 : beret prejudice or discrimination
Today, Group has one of the most diverse populations every. Each Group has its own stories of prejudice and opportunities limited by beretcism.
by PVT Smuckatelli May 20, 2020
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French Beret

The act of shitting onto your lover's head.
"Jerry, what the fuck is that on your head?!?!"
"My wife gave me a French Beret."
by word slicer November 15, 2020
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Ken Behrens

Canberrans, people of Canberra.
We’re Ken Behrens.
by Artanis Abathur August 28, 2021
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