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behl’d

Taking a second shower for the day usually in the evening.
I got all hot and sweaty today so I behl’d It before bed.
by Ponchocannon June 1, 2018
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Behat'nu

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa! Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gay? He's still in daniel! Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's?

Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car. One turned to the other and said, "Can you smell petrol?" The other replied, "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!" A dyslexic robber ran into a bank. He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!" Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers. What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead! Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's? She said: "You can have one if you can spell it." The boy replied: "Fine, I'll have a KFC!" submissons by: Ghillis, donaldfphillips, tiny.albertyn

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cybthia: digusting die
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behrang

Behrang is the smartest and the hotest person a girl can meet in here life. ong
Oh he is a behrang
by LordBrazy March 10, 2021
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Beaner Behavior

Describes all the stupid stuff beaners do
Juan: ima go jump my Tesla

Jose : straight beaner behavior cuh
by Moy24 April 1, 2022
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no behavior

Jamaican slang for someone who doesn't know how to act.
Ex: Yo Kerriann pickney nuh have no behavior. Ah go piss pon mi lawn
Yo! Kerriann pickney nuh have no behavior. Ah him go piss pon mi lawn....Chuh
by D'nice February 10, 2014
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Behave yourself

watch your behavior.
be careful what you do
Alex, you need to behave yourself at your aunt's party, or it would be the last time we go there
by Sina.sheikh June 20, 2011
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Mindless Behavior

A group of talented fine boys that can sing and dance. princeton is the one with the curly puff, rayray is the one with the braids, roc royal is the one with the puff, and prodigy with the mohawk. THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH THEIR SWAG. #MBTakeover
"mindless behavior are FINE! I am DEFINITELY their Mrs. Right."
by PrincetonsPrincess September 11, 2011
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