beezer

Canadian word for penis.

Keep your beezer on, eh!

by Exquebecker October 10, 2011

beefarilla

A really big guy, who is also as ugly as an ape.

Damn, beefarilla sure can put down the grub.

by Catfish M. September 20, 2007

Beezer

someone who is unruly and has zero alcohol tolerance

Man Jim was an absolute beezer last night.

by Mothermavro February 9, 2019

schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

by lina49 April 23, 2010

beezay on the table

when you make 5 shots in a row, do a pop with your mouth, and celebrate by dancing and chanting "Beezay on the table! Beezay on the table!"

"Yo.....Beezay on the table! Beezay on the table!"

by Beezay July 2, 2007

Beezer

To expell gas.
Fart.

I ate some beans and now i have to beezer.

by Jennell February 22, 2005

Beezer

A blow job during the act of driving.

I'm sorry Officer McGillicutty. I started swerving mid-orgasm during this awesome BEEZER from this bitch.

by Trainor January 23, 2005