Beepalepsy

verb- the startled spasm that someone will give when their vibrating pager surprises them.

John gave a fine display of his Beepalepsy in the middle of delivering his quarterly report

by steve severino May 8, 2005

tweetle beetle

A rare species of a beetle which is found in East Doodleland off the coast of Greenland. It eats penguin fetuses and they often perform complicated mating ritual where two male rivals fight each other to the death by using paddles in puddles, in bottles, on a poodle, eating noodles. It was discovered by the famous explorer Bob Ross DCCCXC. This great discovery was portrayed in Dr. Seuss' renowned book "Fox in Sox". A great expedition to find this species was attempted in 1863 to find the Tweetle Beetle again, but was promptly failed due to weather conditions, mealstorms, and the lacking of the geographical maps that portray Doodleland. Because of this, many people believe that the Tweetle Beetle is just a myth made up by sailors.

Despite the popular belief, scientific evidence proves that Tweetle Beetles do exist. Thank you all for spending your time of this quite pointless endeavor.

by QuestionBear August 18, 2017

beetle grab

To reach between a woman's legs, from behind, and grab her pubic mound.

-Dude, why have you got a black eye?

-Man, I was stood behind this stone cold fox going up on the escalator and just couldn't resist going for the beetle grab.

by KyralTim March 4, 2008

Beefless beef

A completely made up grudge with your homie, where you act like your about to scrap but at the last second you squash it and laught. Usual done for comical reasons or to distract a crowd.

My bro showed up the the party with Beefless Beef. He ran up on me talking mad shit, like he was about to throw hands. Everybody was ready to jump until til we bro hugged and laughed.

by Murdatrike October 19, 2017

Beetledick

When your friend calls you while you’re masturbating using your phone to watch porn.

God damn it Ben, why you gotta keep beetledicking me every time I jack off.

by Mega Dong December 23, 2017

beetlesnake

A beetlesnake is a person who shows up out of nowhere and you feel like they’re being sneaky or just a joke calling someone a funny name.

Look at this beetlesnakeover there watching us!

by Cjsoto48 June 22, 2018

beople

N. Plurlal (bee-pull)
A Bear-Human offspring, plural form of the word Berson

Beople are often found in forests, where they are spawned, and are as dumb as bears, but capeable of thought and language like humans.

Beople are almost extinct due to Sweedish Bear Traps.

"Hey! Look! Beople are comming from the woods!"
"Did you get the Sweedish Bear Traps Set?"
"Yup, We wont have to worry about a single Berson getting through"

by BringerofDawn April 16, 2008