National Beat Your Meat Day

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!

National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.

by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019

Beat my meat

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....

by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018

Beat my Meat

Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.

"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"

"Ahh not again!"

by goncamble October 31, 2019

beat cha' meat

to masturbate (men only)

yo playa, u dont get no biddies, go home and beat cha' meat.

by Ryan f May 31, 2006

Beat your Meat

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

i beat my meat

A guy who jerks off

Last night I beat my meat to some porn

by Just for the LOLZ March 29, 2017

beat my meat

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

by anymnos 123 December 16, 2007