Beanis

A beanis is what you can call a mexican/spanish penis, its misshapen and curved but not in a good way, and it looks like a redish kidney bean. Its the penis of a beaner, hence the name BEANIS.

(Guys are arguing over sumthing)

"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"

"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"

by Scooter the retarted beanis March 23, 2010

beanious

A dumbass who thinks he's smart.

He is acting like a real beanious.

by Ktoms 2000 January 3, 2017

Beanis

The words bean and penis put together; used to describe how someone is looking

"You look like a beanis today"

by tiKate January 22, 2017

beanbuster

A beanbuster is when it is freezing cold and a mans testicles almost vanish back inside him. His scrotum also shrinks to the size of a walnut.

when I went swimming in the sea last week it was so cold I couldn't find my balls. It was a real beanbuster.

by pipesucker May 8, 2018

Beanis

An enlarged clitoris that extends beyond the outer flaps of the vaginal entrance labia, located below the fup (fat upper pussy).

Your beanis is larger than my penis.

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by p33j October 2, 2018

BeanBus

A Chinese brand adapted by an idiot who has a sexy penis thats ALWAYS eretic (EDWIN DA IDIOTIC SHITHOLE)

BeanBus: u wanna play ultimate chicken horse?
Voltgeist: My mom gae

Yurybird: I like turds
Oysteridiot: *rrrrrr (sounds)

by Blaze-Bus September 12, 2019

Beanus

a religion practiced all over the world inspired by the Islamic religion

- Hey Therry what's your religion

- Beanus

by brownskintrudeau January 14, 2020