Beach Whale Rescue Team

See definition for "Ryan Price"

"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!

"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"

by Amishflap January 2, 2012

Beached whale

A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on

Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.

by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021

Beach Whale

a chick who lays on bed staring at the one doing all the action while she laying down like a fat beach whale and doing nothing (consent is given)

i just fucked this mad beach whale she did nothing but look into my eyes weirdly and moan.

by isabelleabboud124 June 11, 2022

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

Beach whale

A phat ass bitch, can be seen at McDonald’s 7 times a day, when you see the bitch you will not mistake her for anything but a whale.

I was tryna go to McDonald’s and that damn beach whale in front of me ordered a Big Mac and a 50 piece McNugget. Had to wait a hour and a fuckin half on the bitch.

by Micro Cock Caso July 9, 2021