A thug that has "made it" to the big time. Originally refered ball players that made it out of the streets to make millions as a pro ball player, but now is used to describe any thug that is living large.
by inb4ban October 17, 2008
Get the ballar mug.Adj. Derived from "bananas" and "hilarious." Refering to an amusing act resembling a monkey in a funny situation.
Tarzan: Hey, Cheeta! Remember that time you got hammered and pleasured Jane with a banana? That was freaking Balarious.
by Heywhatsup February 11, 2008
Get the Balarious mug.I live by homeless vagrants, whom I turn my nose up to. I look just like everyone else at my school. The NoZe Brothers are the coolest thing since khakis and sandals. I have a leather Abercrombie and Fitch Bible cover. I have an Abercrombie and Fitch everything. I can coordinate outfits and ensembles better than anyone in my upscale apartment complex. I have a radar that lets me know where the closest ATM is. If I can't find one it's okay. I have ten credit cards all of which are billed to my parents. My town is so conservative that anyone who kisses on the mouth before three years of marriage is drug through the center of town, stoned, and hung to death. I like me. I should be an underwear model. I worked my butt off in high school to get in here and am fully paying for my expensive education with scholarships, or else my Mommy and Daddy went here and they're paying for it all and I only got in because they both made some calls. We're the oldest institution of higher learning in the state, yet we've always sucked at football. Its ok, we're just paying our way to be in the Big 12. The only teams that win anything are the baseball team and women's basketball but even that's a little too dyke-ish for the rest of the Baptist General Convention. We tell our parents we go to church on Sunday mornings, but really we all get up, get dressed and go to IHOP. Our veins are pumped of Dr. Pepper and we're always wearing a school shirt that some frat or club or dance or 11 o'clock MWF class made. And mandatory Chapel? What is this, communism? It's ok though I guess; I only came here to find a spouse; however it's harder than I thought with the visitation hours being 1 pm to 6 pm every day, so I just date one hall at a time. I go to Baylor, where a silver Accord is actually considered the nicest car driven by a faculty member and the ghetto-est car driven by a student. I am a Bear.
by BaylorGuy January 11, 2009
Get the Baylor University mug.The University of Mary-Hardin Baylor, home of The CRU, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. Also the sickest D-III school in the nation. you dont mess with The CRU! UMHB is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of Baylor University, but unlike Baylor, The CRU actually wins their games.
HSU fan: hey who are we playing this week?
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not
by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009
Get the Mary-Hardin Baylor mug.(and surrounds) is a town about one hour east of Melbourne. 98% of the population are dirt poor. 'Richies' live in either Ballarat East or around Lake Wendouree.
The rest of the population are either bong smokers and/or unemployed.
The town has a huge problem with drunk and unemployed men prowling around at night.
The rest of the population are either bong smokers and/or unemployed.
The town has a huge problem with drunk and unemployed men prowling around at night.
by SvetlanaBabe October 7, 2010
Get the Ballarat mug.A person of very limited intellect who will not befriend someone of a different faith unless it is to try to convert them.
I see Dave sitting along eating lunch. Perhaps if I go over and say hello, i can eventually Bayardelle him.
by Tootzie March 2, 2009
Get the Bayardelle mug.A short , brown/ black haired girl who has the most amazing eyes ive ever seen. she has a nice sized ass for a white girl and some amazing tits ;) she dates a lot of guys and flirts non stop but thats just who she is . she has some long hair that i wish she never ever cuts . she is very outgoing and hyper as can be but all her friends love her! she has many friends and lots of others who adore her. she has a huge extended family but is always loved. when she wants something, she knows how to get it and wont stop until she does. she is very determined. she loves the color pink and is such a girl . her smile brightens anyones day. when she walks in a room , you know youll have a story . she loves to talk all the time . she is very funny and she is very random . see, kylee ballards are not only amazing people , but they can be your best friend . they will definately stick up for you and will always have your back . no matter what happens , she'll always be there fr you and its hard for her to hold a grudge . she may seem like shes hating you , but on the inside , she loves you to peices . shes in love with all her friends and her phone . overall , Kylee Ballard is just the most awesomest person youll ever meet .
by jk4756 October 24, 2011
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