ballard

(verb)bal-urd

To "ballard" is to suddenly dismiss yourself from anything after either an argument, extreme frustration, or loss.

"Come on, bro. Don't BALLARD on us."

"That asshole BALLARDS all the fucking time."

by keyserRG September 27, 2011

ballard

shitty; terrible; awful

Wow, that was completely ballard!

by Pritchard Allen December 14, 2008

ballard

a really shitty school in north seattle known for its std's and loudmouth kids

Damn ballard's helllllllla gay

by yoitsu February 07, 2008

ballard

Someone who lacks intelligence.

Look how stupid he is what a ballard

by R Mathews August 15, 2007

ballard

A boring-ass place located in western Kentucky. Almost everyone here is red-neck, although several small cliques of goths/emos/punks/skaters/moshers here help each other out. No bands outside of the "country" genre traval to Kentucky, so its a long ass to get anywhere with some good music.

Tourist: Hey man, wanna go to Ballard?
Other Tourist: No!

by The Fifth Survivor July 04, 2007

ballard

A piece of sh!t

That ballard has corn in it

by god66475 November 01, 2013

ballard

The dumbest character ever from the Matrix series who, when in danger, likes do do nothing but yell his name in a powerful tone as his defense. He will always find a way to get himself in the worst possible situation.

Person: Oh shit, Ballard is being a dumb ass again trying to block bullets with his face.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.

by Krazy Kyle February 01, 2008