Penis Battler

A warrior who weilds his penis like a sword

Lee Is a penis battler

by oop December 15, 2003

Sucks Battery

When you are using an app or playing a game and it runs your battery down at an alarming rate. Usually on your phone or device with a battery...

Avid gamer: 'Dude, this draw something game is awesome!'

Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'

by Nucking_Futs September 23, 2012

battler

1. a person who struggles throughout life, making wrong decisions and being pulled backward in the quest for success.

2. gbi local hiwa baker

there is one battler on great barrier island

by THE NON BATTLER HT November 16, 2010

battery soup

Water with AA batteries in it. Don't give this to people– It's a perfect way to sever your connections.

You cast off the apple and the lime. You gave them battery soup and now they hate you forever.

by Bobthedevastator February 16, 2008

battery bra

noun.
Another term for a bra sized 'double A'.

me: "That girl doesn't look that bad."
brian: "Too bad she's sporting that battery bra."
me: "Yeah, but I'd still hit it."
b: "Me too."

by Nick Bockwinkle April 12, 2008

battlecar retardia

A junk car or truck ,that is driven like a tank by its' retarded driver. The driver forces his way into traffic, cuts people off, and does scary moves because he doesn't care if his ride gets into a wreck. Most battlecar drivers have no plates, no drivers license , no insurance ,and no brains. Normal drivers give way because they don't want a wreck.

Where are the cops when a battlecar retardia is loose?

by knowman August 1, 2008

Battery

Magical metal bar that makes things happen, until it runs out of magic. Then it can be used to throw at annoying people, to prop up particularly wobbly chairs or be sold to the gullible.

Priscilla: My battery powered washing machine isnt working
Borris: The batteries must be running out. Lets throw them at Frank!

by Frank March 8, 2004