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beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.
I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.
by Chesty J December 1, 2014
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Race-baiting

The act of using individual example(s) of bad behavior to demonize an entire race or ethnic group and in order to gain the support of racists and/or bigots, most often in the context of politics and stoking racial hatred of minorities for political gain.
Implying that a violent criminal like Willie Horton is representative of most Black men is just race-baiting. You can't demonize an entire race based on the crimes of one individual!
by Kerfufflatory March 2, 2021
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ear beating

When a person keeps talking to you until your ears start to feel actual physical pain from the steady flow of inane shit that is coming out of their mouth.
Ear Beater: "...So, then I realized that to de-worm my Cocker Spaniel, I would probably have to get it to stop eating shit, but before I did that I would need to let it out of its cage. Whenever I let that little fucker out of his cage he just pisses on everything. You know who else pisses on everything? Steve. One time he pissed on my Cocker Spaniel..."

Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.
by miguel666 January 2, 2014
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Baking Soda Brigade

Fire departments with a significant employe base of female firefighters. Coined, 'Baking Soda Brigades', due to common usage of baking soda in the extinguishing of small kitchen fires.
by AdamLuke July 9, 2010
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Fail Baiting

When someone attempts a ridiculous /impossible feat while being videotaped, with the hopes of creating a viral fail video.
"Hey dude...get your phone and film me riding this pogo stick on that coffee table"
"What? ... thats ghey dude...your totally fail baiting"
by reevstar June 11, 2016
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Plaggy baiting

The act of winding up and testing the very limited intelligence an patience of Terry Smith of York, UK. Commonly known as Plastic Terry or Plaggy Terry, Terry Smith is a self-professed celebrity of little merit or appeal. He often lurks online under fake guises - usually of beautiful women who all claim to be models bigging himself up.

Infamous acts to date include claiming Prime Minster David Cameron's letters as his own and nominating himself for a "Person of the Year Award."
Oh? You mean you've been Plaggy baiting too?
by falseliar July 7, 2010
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baiting hogs

The act of hooking up with fat chics, usually after having a few drinks and just wanting to get laid no matter what.
I had a few too many drinks last night and found myself baiting hogs at the club.
by NakJPaulG May 7, 2008
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