I'm the Goddamn Batman

The explanation batman has for everything he does.

-Who the hell are you, giving orders like that?
-Are you DENSE? Are you RETARDED? I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN!

by SpinnyPoggers July 17, 2009

Batuhan

Batuhan is the smartest and sexiest person in the world. Her body always smells so good and her skin is beautiful. I want to spend my whole day and night with him. I'm in love with Batuhan Nas. He is the most beautiful living creature. I hope my mortal body kisses him as much as ıt can. I hope he achieves everything he wants to do (I'm sure he will) and always be happy. I love him.

Wow! Look at Batuhan, he gathered all my love on him.

by gak02 April 30, 2021

Bathing Suit Shorts

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.

Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.

by Gimaf December 18, 2012

Lego Batman 3 Beyond Gotham

i love batman games but this one this one in particular IS NOT GOOD Basically in some levels your not even batman this game should be called Lego Justice league like common. it dose have more characters better graphics but that's every game this shouldn't be a Lego Batman Game (DLC's good tho).

Bro1: bro wanna play Lego Batman 3 Beyond Gotham.
Bro2: No Bro i don't want to play any more stupid Lego Games.

by Legobatman2139 October 6, 2020

the goddamn batman

The Batman appearing in "All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder"

From All Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder, issue 1

Batman, to a traumatized pre-Robin Dick Grayson:
"What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn BATMAN."

by Contravene July 9, 2007

Because I'm Batman

Overall its a justifiable excuse for when you do something completely amazing or really stupid. From passing an exam to accidental setting your house on fire due to the fact that you didn't catch that last flaming chainsaw.

Example 1

Guy 1: "Dude how did you score with mandy last night?"

Guy 2: "Because I'm Batman!!"

Example 2

Officer: "Sir do you know how fast you were going?"

Guy 3: "It doesn't matter how fast I was going because I'm Batman!!!"

by Hourglass Mage May 29, 2011

batman earthquake

When a man jumps off of a high surface, e.g. a counter or dresser, and slams his fully erect penis into his partner's ass

Guy 1: Hey man, did you give that chick a Batman Earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead

by Dragor July 9, 2016