bassoon

An incredibly expensive instrument that makes a noise equivalent to a trombone mouthpiece. It is probably the least important instrument in the band.

I could play the bassoon part on my mouthpiece, and the directer wouldn't know the difference.

I thought someone killed a duck, but it was just a bassoon behind me.

by Booooooooooob November 14, 2007

Ballooned

A term used when someone is intoxicated by liquor or beer, usually used by remoulds to describe how utterly fucked out of their head they are!

Fuck me did you see that dick last night? He was fuckin ballooned!

by DickDasturdly August 16, 2017

Ballooned

You put your dick in a girls pussy flacid then letting in get enlarge and get hard.

I just ballooned that girl last night.

by Unknown Zer0 October 18, 2018

Ballooned

Stoned; high as a balloon

The last bong rip ballooned me...I can't feel my face

by caydublu December 1, 2018

Bassoon

Thick wooden stick you blow into

Damn thats one thick wooden stick- a friend

Signed- Bassoonist

by Thickwoodenstick January 12, 2020

Bassoon

a fatter and larger type of a recorder.
makes a sound of "soooooooooooon" when you blow into it.
used by some smartbutts

Robert plays the Bassoon and is propelled throughout New York by the fart blowed into the bassoon

by A NONBEGO PERSON January 20, 2020

Babooned

When a male orgasms into his own hand and then turns around while flailing arms and slinging it in the face of the receiver. He then beats his chest like a gorilla.

-Bro I babooned that bih last night.
-You fuckin’ baboon.

by gasocatylst September 11, 2020