basking ridge

Boring, nice, rich ass white suburban town in New Jersey. The kind of place kids will make fun of for being rich and snobby(which it is) while they get high because there is nothing else to do, yet consistently forget to be thankful for how damn lucky they are that they were born into a rich and snobby town as opposed to Newark. or like, Somalia.

also known as B-RIZZLE

You live in a rich ass white suburban town? THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BITCHING?

by fobsta! February 16, 2005

Baskin Robbins Boy

Title given to a playa who can't choose between his women.

Ricky is such a Baskin Robbins Boy! One day its Sarah, the next Tina. Just choose a flavor already...Geez!

by 444444444444444444444444444444 July 22, 2010

Basking Ridge

A rich misunderstood town. People who live there know that most of the kids are dumbasses and there are a lot of kids that have cut at one time or another. Half the town is rich and the other half either lives in the condos of Society Hill or somewhere else. A lot of the kids are preppy and even more of them live in the hills and wear A&F but think they are ghetto and try to act black. You know you're really in Basking Ridge when you see kids with popped collars and kids trying to be cool and "ghetto". There are also a ton of bands and Basking Ridge does have a ton of nice people, they're just a bit insane and misunderstood, yes misunderstood. Live there for your whole life and you'll know what I mean.

'Yeah I'm so ghetto''You're not ghetto, you're white and you wear A&F and pop the collar.'

by Marcus x3 September 17, 2005

Baskin Donuts

The term coined for combination Baskin Robbins/Dunkin Donuts franchise stores usually open 24-hours. Term popularized in Mundelein, IL but spreading throughout the North Shore. Often a late-night hangout for people aged eighteen and under, but sometimes visited by college kids who are on their school vacations.

"There's nowhere in this town to go this late."
"Well, there's always Baskin Donuts."
"Yeah, I guess I can handle another sundae."

by speaklouderthan April 5, 2007

Baskin 32

When you go to Baskin Robbins and they only have soft-serve vanilla instead of all 31 flavors. You then angrily masturbate and ejaculate into the soft-serve machine.

I was so pissed when they told me they were out of ice-cream, I baskin 32'd right in front of that bitch's face.

by jerkjerkyurp November 26, 2011

basking ridge

A really cool town in New Jersey. As seen in previous definitions, a common theme in this town is just to make fun of it and hate on it. These people are idiots and have nothing better to do. It is a cool town with cool people for the most part and is within driving distance of lots of good things to do.

"Oh this town is SSSOOO lame, there's NNOOOTTTHHHING to do!!! wah wah!"

by Jesus February 12, 2005

basking ridge

a town going indefinitely emo. Many guys wear the tightest pants ensuring they 1)will not be able to feel their wangs after being in such a tight pouch for the day 2) will never be able to reproduce because they became sterile before hitting 18. Also there are no true preps. They are usually a bunch of the sluttiest bitches ever seen on the face of the earth. Such as... ao. ev. df. etc. Many of these basking ridge kids learn to get high using alcohol, and marijuana before they are five feet tall. Being skinny is a goal, but there are only so many that are priveliged enough to be so. The others are giant blimps such as kp. and jd. wow... Most have so much money and the schools serve so much crap that they just shove whatevers placed before them in their mouth. What can I say? B-ridge kids weren't raised to be smart. Now the teachers are trying to shield the kids from so many horrors of the world such as "sex" GASP. What they don't know is kids here have learned to play bump and grind even before 5th grade. However there are a few more... valuable minds of Basking Ridge. They are going to be bernardsville's future bosses, so don't bitch and we won't fire you. These you can find usually in the more advanced classes, but even then many of them succumb to the peer pressure by high school and start drinking, smoking and in other words loosing the brain cells they have. But still... WE STILL FUCKING PARTY HARDER THEN ANY OF YOU!! plus with our wealth we have more to spend on motherfucking parties, and our bar/bat mitzvah's are the shiz!! don't hate because we richer then you.

ew. basking ridge??
don't hate, we just better then you bitches

by boberett April 25, 2006