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Barrett Jazowski 

A fucking trick ass ho by all and any standards, don't trust this fucking bitch, he'll cut for no fucking reason, Barrett Jazowski's are the worst sub section of people to ever exist, even though normal Barretts are ok, this specific type of Barrett fucking sucks, he's probably gay, and loves sucking dick for weed, a Barrett Jazowski's entire personality is based around how fucking depressed they are and how shitty their life is, we should start a movement to exterminate all Barrett Jazowski's since they wouldn't wanna live on this planet anyways.
He stuck his dick in a dead weasel AND sued it for child support!
Sounds like Barrett Jazowski

barrett (n./v.)

scenester.. never seen without a blood brothers/deerhoof/arcade fire hoodie/pins/tight pants/an ironic attitude. Can be expected to cry about girls, rattle off every band he listens to at a second's notice, and scoff.
Man, look at that kid over there Barretting up the DFA Records dancefloor.
barrett (n./v.) by Ilovehim Though January 25, 2005

Barrett Mceleroy

Barrett Mceleroy, haha, fag
Barrett Mceleroy by bowie6969 March 31, 2009

Barrett Moment 

Any dialog that relates to the Air Force, military, or hunting.
The Air Force is a great branch”
“Wow, what a Barrett Moment!”

Wanna go hunt turkey?”
“BARRETT MOMENT”
Barrett Moment by PoggersPlayer24 December 9, 2020

Barrett Smithberger

This nigga Barrett Smithberger gay!! He is trying to suck my dick nigga!

Barrett it 

(Barrett it) refers to when there is no possible way you can mess up more but you do
I can’t believe you. You’re gonna Barrett it if you try anything else
Barrett it by Been 100,000,612 November 3, 2022

Barrett Taylor 

Barrett Taylor by T0PG May 12, 2023