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A failed attempt by a pathetic Napoleonic little man to overthrow the capflag empire because he thought he possessed omnipotent power.
Al Bennati thought that by obtaining the cap banners url he would hold the capflag empire captive and under his control. Obviously dementia had set in early and they took him away on the short bus shortly thereafter!
by IAM Watching You June 19, 2010
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barney castle

A coward / liar. Someone who comes up with poor excuses.

Comes from Durham England. Derives from the 1569 Rebellion when Sir George Bowes refused to leave Barnard Castle to engage in battle.
"Kevin reckons he's not allowed to go out on the lash tonight because of his knee. That's a bit barney castle."
by KittenJuggler May 26, 2020
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Chris Barnes

Chris Barnes is an American death metal vocalist. He gained fame as the original singer for the death metal band Cannibal Corpse. He is known for very low guttural vocals and extremely gory and violent lyrics. He recorded four albums with Cannibal Corpse ('Eaten Back to Life', 'Butchered at Birth', 'Tomb of the Mutilated', and 'The Bleeding') before leaving the band in 1995 to commit to his other band Six Feet Under. He's responsible for setting the bar for what the modern death metal vocalist sounds like (low grunting, screaming, high screeching). In 1994, he and the other members of Cannibal Corpse made a brief cameo appearance in the movie 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective' playing the song "Hammer Smashed Face".
Fan 1: Dude Chris Barnes was better in CC!

Fan 2: No he's better in SFU!

Fan 1: CC!

Fan 2: SFU!
by Deandakin July 21, 2012
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THE BANNER HAMMER

Used on a website, by an admin to ban spammers or such people that don't belong in that site. Also in online games, when you're a complete noob and others can't play because you're on the way.
Noob: "Im spamin' rite here lolzzzz"

Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"

Admin bans the noob.
by footskate90 January 8, 2008
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Barney Stinson

Barney Stinson
That guy's awesome
Awesome!
He's so awesome!
He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome!
Awesome!

This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song
That would be really lame
Just one of the many admirers to
Think that guy's awesome
(References available)

Awesome awesome awesome...

He is from Awesometown...
Whenever I'm sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead!
True story. - Barney Stinson on being sad.
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Barney'd

When something is turned to rubble as in Barney Rubble.
Guy one: I just totally got in a car accident
Guy two: Homeboy! Your car is totally barney'd!
by veronicalovin September 5, 2009
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barnesh

a) a dead joke
b) a joke which is absolutely not funny
c) a comment which turns a normal situation into an awkward situation

pronounced bar-neh-shh
Lame Joke creator: "You're so stupid that you failed your math test"

Other Person: BARNESH
by John Merrymen May 19, 2010
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