barkevious

1. Completely screwed up in only a way Cleveland sports teams can mange

2. Marked by good intentions and poor execution

The 2013 Browns draft was so barkevious it made Tim Couch seem like a wise pick.

by WTNY April 25, 2013

Barley's Beat

When the location you are currently at is dead and donezo, so it's time to take the partay elsewhere.

Chumbo 1: Hey this is low key boring.
Chumbo 2: Yeah you right, Barley's beat, let's mob.

by GarbageManPhatThang May 4, 2019

BARLENE

Barlene is the shmexiest person is the whole dang world. One look and she will make you drool. Barlene loves her memes and Anime. MEGA WEEB.

Me:🥵
BARLENE: lookin thicc

by ITS_LOVE October 4, 2020

balevasi

Big ball sack

Look at that Balevasi

by Srmdkrm November 23, 2021

Barley Fairy

When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.

Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."

by Jordan November 28, 2021

barleycorns

A word similar in definition to fiddlesticks, used when expressing frustration or awe.

Gretchen: Prudence, Jessica shaved her head!"
Prudence: Oh Barleycorns!

by avoriciousskirt December 2, 2007

Barley-Wheat Face

Someone who takes excessive pleasure in farming.

Horace: "Wow, look over there."

Steve: "At what?"

Horace: "That guy has been farming for hours."

Steve: "That's just Andrew. He's the local Barley-Wheat Face."

by Slugdog February 12, 2009