Bapto-fascist

Any evangelical, particularly of the Baptist faith, who advocates hatred of those who do not subscribe to the strictures of his or her own particular faith. Bapto-fascists are well known for being advocates of neoconservative platforms and frequently extol the benefits of gay-bashing and ethnic cleansing. Of course all of this nonsense is committed in the name of God and Jesus Christ.

The Reverend Tom Cangelo is a prime example of a Bapto-fascist; he hates anybody who doesn't vote Republican and thinks wiping out Muslims is a bad idea.

by Blenderhead1971 August 15, 2008

Westboro Baptist Church

A feces that gets stuck to your buttcheek, and leaves a really gross skid mark.

I was pooping yesterday and I got a Westboro Baptist Church...I hate when that happens!

by WBCsux August 7, 2010

Baptofascist

(n.) A radical authoritarian ideology fusing (usually Southern) Baptist values with extreme right-wing politics. Baptofascists tend to be the sort of (white) folks who put the Rebel Battleflag on their pick-up truck, use the n-word frequently, and believe in the Rapture. They also mininimize women's role ("Cookin' and cleanin' and servin' their husbands every whim"), are vehemently homo-phobic, and aren't shy about approaching total strangers to ask them if they have yet to accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior. All true Baptofascists are registered Republican, of course. All are pro-second ammendment, against gay marriage, and anti-women's reproductive rights. Baptofascists frequently can be found within earshot of an AM radio spewing Rush Limbaugh's philosophy of hate or The Sean Hannity show. They do not, however, listen to Glenn Beck, because he is a Mormon. Mormons are in league with Satan, silly.

I'm more uncomfortable in these briefs than a Baptofascist at a Gay Pride parade.

by Blenderhead91 March 28, 2009

jean-baptiste

A French bouquet, much french very paris.

Oh my god he is very Jean-Baptiste

by frenchy555 March 2, 2014

Westboro Baptist Church

A cult 'church' that believes anyone who does not believe exactly as they do will rot in hell. They are most known for picketing by military funerals saying God is punishing America because the US is a 'f*g-loving country'. Not as well known is the fact they will picket high schools performing 'f*g-loving plays' and are planning to protest against the Super Bowl XLV because not everyone who attends these games is a member of their church. They will even be protesting against the Grammy's just because there are a lot of gay people and people who do not agree with them.

The preceding was an emotionless defintion. Here is my personal definition: Fucked up bastards who will probably end up rotting in hell because they hate people and forget that if they are with any sin, they shan't cast the first stone. See what I did there?

Westboro Baptist Church: Wanna learn how to be a hateful hypocrite? Go to godhatesfags.com. And yes, this is our real website. Look it up.

People with any sense of values: Fuck you Westboro!

Westboro Baptist Church: You disagreed with us. You are going to hell!

People with any sense of values: See ya there fuckers!

by Bree the Bisexual :) February 23, 2011

Surrey baptism

A coming of age event where a Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.

Joe: What you do last weekend?
Mike: I went to a Surrey baptism and came on this slut!
Joe: Were there at least 30 guys there?
Mike: Yes.

by IcePic April 28, 2012

baptista

The person who is in charge or rolling the joint, blunt, or packing the bowl.

Guy1: I just got some more ganja ,who wants to be the baptista
Guy2: I'll do it man, I just picked up some new rolling papers

by Ninja_Star_23 May 21, 2017