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Bangtoberfest

A period of time that takes place right after the end of a meaningful relationship in which a man pursues multiple sexual partners. The event is heavily promoted by the male, even going as far as making merchandise to celebrate his recent bachelor status. This period of celebration is a method of coping with heartbreak. Bangtoberfest is only reserved for breakups that occur when the relationship has demonstrated a significant emotional attachment.
Man 1: Bro, Tina called off the wedding and left the country.

Man 2: That sucks, man! What are you going to do?

Man 1: Rent a Lambo, buy a new suit, and head to downtown cause it's BANGTOBERFEST!!!!
by exiledwriter December 6, 2012
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bangtastic

it's so fantastic you wanna bang it
damn that guy is so bangtastic.
by jULiE March 13, 2005
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bantasgusting

adjective. Used to describe gossip or jokes that whilst possibly amusing might also be considered tasteless / inappropriate / a desperately poor attempt at humour - in fact just anything that isn't bantalicious.
"Did you hear what happened to Oli in Shelina's room?"

"I'm not sure I want to, if it's as bantasgusting as last time"
by Dave (I hate God) February 28, 2009
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banstick

A banstick is a fictional object used by admins of a server to ban people. Used to mean "I will ban them"
"OMG A h4xx0r! I'll go get my banstick!"
by Peter Abrahams April 8, 2006
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Bantagonist

Excruciatingly dull human being with the power to suck the fun out of any conversation. Usually manifest in self-interested tossers.

Etymology:
-Banter: To have good, wholegrain chat which sets you up for the day like Readybrek.
-Antagonist: Competitor, opponent, rival.
It's a shame mate, Stacey's real hot but a complete bantagonist. Maybe I'll have better luck with her Mom.
by EddieFB November 17, 2006
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Bantankerous

An adjective, usually used to describe a person of somewhat advanced years, who is disagreeable to deal with, but has excellent, provocative chat, or banter.
Dave: Saw Frank today in the supermarket. The miserable bugger's convinced we should house all homeless people in jail and let them eat the prisoners.

Boris: Yeah, he's a bantankerous old git, isn't he?!
by The Noceros February 20, 2010
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Bangtackle

Bangtackle is another word which can be used to replace dick and is used in all the same ways dick is used.
Im going to hit you in your bangtackle or Your a bangtackle
by taylorboi October 12, 2010
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