The Pandito Bandito or PB is considered to most to be a legend or folklore. The truth of the matter is he resides in Kirkland, Washington. His fascintation for panties has led him on a multi state panty stealing spree. He wears a cape and a mask to hide his true identity. The kryptonite for the pandito bandito is victoria secret the sight of that many panties overwhelms him completely and he freezes in place. Getting the bandito to the VS will be the only way to catch him and stop his 24 year reign of terror.
by PB hater August 16, 2008
Get the Pandito Bandito mug.These bad boys are straight out of TEXAS!The baddest gangstaz around, reside in corpus christi, AkA krooked kristi, 361, the durty durty, They rep the black bandanas over the face like a bandit. Legends of the south, will die for another. Always sippin sweet tea or Monster
**Peace N GUNZ**
**Peace N GUNZ**
by LAYLO September 10, 2006
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A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
by Greg April 8, 2005
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Get the banditos mug.A mexican bunghuffin homosexual who prowls the lone plains wandering the dessert looking for innocent people (namely children)to bleed dry and fill with cream.
by nojewar January 21, 2005
Get the chi chi arso bandito mug.A: A rapist or a molester with a very small penis. Usually of Spanish or Mexican decent i.e. the spanish naming. Bajo, refering to short and Bandito, refering to a common bandit or robber, literally meaning, "The Short Bandit".
B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
Lisa: "So that bastard Ricardo raped you girl?"
Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."
In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.
Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."
In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.
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