bandwidth nazi

A person in the IT department that doesn't allow anyone onto the network for any reason (whether good or bad). Spends weeks on end getting his proxy server up so he can feel like a real IT department is under his fingertips. Also know to have packet sniffing software running 24/7 on his network to identify potential "spies" or "HaxOr$".
Often times this power trip is due to the fact that he/she has a small business penis and needs to grow into their role.

"We had some guests coming to our office and i had to tell them that our network was down for the day so they wouldn't ask to use our network to check email. Thanks Bandwith Nazi!"

"We had to hire some new employees and give the IT guy a day off. We needed to get them on the network and knew the bandwidth nazi would come full force with his bullshit blitzkrieg."

by Homer Jhay Simpson April 14, 2008

Social Band-Aid

A policy, program, or collective act that is meant to cure the ills of society, but usually falls well short of achieving it's goal by failing to understand the root of the problem.

Our goal is not only to provide the necessary food to those without, as that is applying a social Band-Aid to a very grave issue. We are committed to education and raising awareness, creating a new methodology for ending hunger.

by endlesst0m384 February 21, 2009

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012

bandwidth-diarrhoea

The relaxing / loosening of ISP's bandwidth-sphincters

Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

band-aid

someone who goes to rock concerts because of the music, because she inspires the musicians and believes the band to be very talented. not to be confused with a "groupie," who sleeps with rock stars because she wants to be near someone famous

penny lane is a bandaid who follows the tours of bands such as stillwater to inspire them and make their music even greater than it already is

by Band-aid Penny Lane September 20, 2005

Waste of Bandwidth

a. A page, picture, or document on the Internet that serves no purpose. spam
b. A person who consumes resources in an office but does no actual work. waste of skin waste of carbon lazy worthless

Frank gets alot of credit around here, but he's a Waste of Bandwidth.

by JennBenn September 10, 2008

Bandwidth Jew

A person who is very stingy with the usage of their household's bandwidth.

Guy 1: Hey, torrent Gears of War 3 for me? My internet's capped. :(

Bandwidth Jew: Uh, sorry. I don't like downloading large files (Secretly downloads shitloads of porn). Just wait for your internet to uncap. kthnx :)

by ewooo October 4, 2011