balero

drunk, out of your face, smashed, another word for being absolutely pished.

what did you get up to last night?

oh man i was BALERO.

by ifym March 7, 2009

BauerToews19

got a real job before OvoPhantuums did

Did you know OvoPhantuums has one eye and BauerToews19 is autistic?

by pirate696969696 November 2, 2020

baleeted

as coined by the famous homestar runner,it means "deleted"

homestar says BALEETED when he deletes strongbad's e-mail

by kvg July 14, 2004

Balbert

The sexiest tractor I know!

Woooow! Balbert is GOOD!

by Nevermind July 23, 2003

Babertooth Tiger

An unprecedentedly attractive female with the ferocity, appetite, and guile similar to a Sabertooth Tiger.

Alex: Dang, Annie sure is a Babertooth Tiger. Do you think she'd go out with me?
Marty: Forget about her man, she'd eat us alive.
Alex: *Sigh* Your're probably right.

by Marty Muley August 2, 2010

alex baler moment

when you are expecting someone to be really hot and then you meet them and it's just such a disappointment...

"oh my god, I cannot believe this. This is SUCH an alex baler moment. look how much he looks like an ugly butt."

by Isabella Jonson November 24, 2011

Pulling a Bayert

Voluntarily getting up anytime before 7:00 on a weekend

I was pulling a bayert this morning, that's why I'm so tired

by Musharif January 30, 2008