Bajungus

A rare strain of vaginal fungus, cases usually appearing in the MidWest.

The word evolved from the term vag fungus (abbr. vaginal fungus) and was eventually shortened by doctors in residency who wanted to break the news gently.

Colloquially used to refer to 'a load of crap.'

Doctor: Miss, what you have is a load of bajungus.

Patient: Doctor, that's silly.

Doctor: No. Really.

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Boy: Want to go to a movie?

Girl: I ain't goin to that bajungus with you, boy.

Boy: Dang.

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Betsy: Dinner's on the table, honey!

George: It smells like freaking bajungus!

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by CharlesCXXVI November 3, 2010

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bajonga-jong

digitally enhanced male package; unnaturally huge junk

did you see beckham's bajonga-jong? it was totally digitally enhanced

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay February 18, 2011

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bajangapon

The bajangapon is the world's first industrial-size, extra-large feminine product created for women with heavy to extremely heavy monthly flows. The bajangapon comes in a handy carrying case and doubles as a camping pillow, a doorstop, a self-defense weapon, or sustenance for a family of four. Invented in 2011 by Dr. A. Ntoigne of Newton, Massachusetts, the bajangapon comes in five festive colors: ochre, summer sunrise, puce, sumac and basic black. If you ever lose your bajangapon's carrying case, a yoga mat bag will approximate the size and shape of your bajangapon for easy transport. The bajangapon costs just $7.99 and comes with a free breakfast buffet and easy installation DVD. The bajangapon. You'll look for it every time.

Does anyone have an extra bajangapon in their purse?

by Ms. Bajangapon February 19, 2011

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