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Backwards Skater

A modern colloquialism to describe a homosexual person. This is due to the extremely flamboyant posture of male figure skaters skating backwards. This posture consists of pouted lips, flailed hands and of course arse travelling forward at high speed.
"Is that guy a backwards skater?" "I'm not sure but he sure farts sparkles"
by ScrotesMcGoats June 11, 2020
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backwards mustache

a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.
My friend Matt gave that slut a backwards mustache!
by sexypanda man January 30, 2010
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Backwards Frontward

A front Butt. A large deposit of fat on the pubic bone. A belly that goes all the way to the crotch. A butt in the front.
Hey dude, Check out that backwards frontward standing in line over there. Damn!!!!!!!!!!!
by $ank$ March 9, 2008
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Assed backwards

A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.
Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.
by Bursts Of Beauty June 21, 2016
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Backwards Kanga

Australian slang, given to the act of sitting on ones toilet backwards and defecating in such away that it smears down the side of the bowl and generally stays beyond the flush. When doing a backwards kanga, one tends to look like a kangaroo standing.
Trevor was at the party and did a really messy backwards kanga in Joe’s facility.
by !!!Pepper December 11, 2003
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eat backwards

To throw up. Taken from the German phrase "ruckwarts essen." (eat backwards)
"Ever since I moved to Germany, I have seen so many people eat backwards you would think it was cool."
by elgog May 4, 2009
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The Backwards Charlie

When a bunch of white people gather into a small room with white walls and wood floors, and then proceed to insert coffee bean of various sizes and grades into each others' rectum.

Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie originated in a room in Charleston, SC where a bunch of people under the influence of THC (not to be confused with the phone company HTC) first pioneered the event.

Additionally, this practice has included the use of fine exotic and smooth coffee beans such as: Aribica, Scandinavia, and Columbica Amazonius.

Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie can be performed in a various assortment of positions and sizes. Their is shape, square, rhombus, and 90 degree angel positions.

Finally, the Backwards Charlie concludes once all members in the room have inserted their respected coffee beans into the rectum of their respective partners. Then, each participant proceeds to take an enema and violently shat upon the upper bodal regions of each person in a non-demeaning and artistic fashion.
Person A: Did you hear of those kids who committed the Backwards Charlie?

Person B: No, what happened?

Person A: Dude, they all ended up in the emergency room and said the whole thing was worse than watching Cannibal Holocaust.
by Zob- The Wubbler January 28, 2011
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