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Backfire on Her Tongue

When a girl is licking your ass and you slide out a small amount of poo.
When Roxy was licking my ass the other night I couldn't resist to squeeze a little one out.

I ended up doing a backfire on her tongue.
by Mazzbot January 25, 2012
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Moderation Backfire

No, the YouTube fucks and the celebrities tried to MODERATE me. They tried to do a MODERATION to me because I was saying offensive and embarrassing things and they didn't want to be associated with this... But they didn't look at the bigger picture and it was ULTIMATELY CONSEQUENTIAL TO THE PEOPLE WHO LOST THEIR KIDS and now they a taking revenge one me for...
Hym "A MASSIVE MODERATION BACKFIRE! Moderating me... Was MORE IMPORTANT than WHAT I was saying (to you) but unfortunately for YOU... WHAT I was saying... Was probably MASSIVELY IMPORTANT to the people who's KIDS WERE ABOUT TO DIE AND DID FROM THE EXACT THING I SAID. That's the YouTube fucks acting above their level of competency. They thought moderation was important but they are dumb as dogshit and they do not care that your kids because of that MASSIVE BACKFIRE of an attempt to moderate me they didn't want to be associated and they are doubling down now they don't want to have to pay a price for doing this to me. But if they don't somebody else will and I won't be alive to watch them do it for the rest of their lives.:
by Hym Iam October 3, 2025
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Soddy daisy backfire

During foreplay with your woman, sprinkle some cocaine on her sphincter and ask her to fart. Sniff as hard as possible consuming all particles of poo and cocaine.
We were on rock in Soddy gulf, things were heating up. I sprinkled a little bit of snow on her rusty Sherriffs badge and she gave me the best Soddy daisy backfire of all time.
by DocNoland September 17, 2020
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Backfire

Similar to calling shotgun, but for the backseat instead of the front
"Shotgun!"
"Backfire!"
by @Hiphophead March 20, 2024
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How did it backfire

How did it backfire? Be specific. Tucker likes it when you're specific.
Hym "How did it backfire, Steven? You. Didn't like what I said about your incest cult... And you were dismissive about the weaponized schizophrenia... And then when it turn out I was right... And you being an uppity, dismissive, crippled bitch got your own churches shot up and your catholic school kids murdered. Jordan Peterson had an emotional breakdown. You all agreed to pretend that that the was nothing you could have done about it and that nothing happened even though there WAS something you could have done about it. And then you all agreed to LIE about ME and say about ME the thing I said about your religion. That is THE EXACT SPECIFIC way in which it backfired. The backfire was YouTube decided to be dismissive about MY THING and LYING TO THEIR AUDIENCE claiming that I was just seeking attention and now you are trying to erase my from history to hide your own shame. You are the backfire Steven. I'll take that as an admission of guilt."
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
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bronchial backfire

Refers to da often-moderately-painful experience dat follows an especially "heavy-duty" cough, burp, sneeze, etc. --- a small amount of stomach-acid will travel upwards into the throat and create an acrid burning sensation.
Shortly after consuming a large meal is one of the most notorious times for a bronchial backfire to occur; it's wise to have a large glass of water or milk handy to hastily swig from in case of mishaps like this.
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
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Backfire

Slang: When a well-laid plan blows up in your own face
Joe Biden and the Democrats hiring 87,000 IRS Tax Law Enforcement Agents is going to backfire, once the 3949-A Information Referral Forms for Warren Buffett and Larry Fink are investigated for Public and Political Corruption.
by FieroGT80 May 2, 2023
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