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backdating

When you date your ex out of desperation, boredom, guilt, or displaced regret.
I thought you and Cindy broke up a long time ago.

Yeah, we're just backdating.

Oh, cool, that sounds like a healthy life decision.
by UrbanLexicologist April 6, 2010
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backdating damnation

The fiery pit of hell one finds themselves in when attempting to repair massive amounts of poisoned historical database records using the very same dumpster of historical data.
J: Who in the hell backdated unit space logs into locked financial periods? I thought that was never supposed to happen?
L: Our period logging architecture was never meant to have the underlying tables updated directly by the application! The trigger keeps each window internally sequenced, so shifting a reporting post date into the middle of a locked post month will have devastating effects on all the downstream logs.
H: The backdating damnation quandary is clearly taking hold. Fellas you can't unring this bell! There is no undo for `rm -rf /*` and there is no `rollback` if you forgot your `begin`! Talk to the dbas, this is going to be a long night...
by badhorsey June 25, 2020
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Backdrafting

Farting whilst engaging in anal sex. To blow gas past penis whilst engaging in anal sex, backdrafting the gas
by ottafish June 8, 2010
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Back Draft

When after a long fart your boxer shorts get sucked back up your ass
After I ate tacos I farted so bad my shorts back drafted up my ass
by Jb9231 March 13, 2011
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Blackdraft

That Nervous & Akward feeling that White People get as a large group of African Americans Walks Past Them.
Stepping Brashly To The Side Beforehand In Anticipation, A White Guy Grabs his Girlfriend and She clutches Her Purse as they prepare for Black People to Walk Past Them.

"Are You Okay Honey?"

"Yes Im Fine, i was just worried for a moment"

"That Blackdraft Is Still Givin Me The Chills"
by ekimagem September 8, 2008
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Backdrafts

When your partner farts under the covers then waves them, and you get a fart shotgun.
My wife always appoligieses for farting in bed, then Backdrafts me.
by Bam068 January 21, 2022
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backshafter

Fuck off me u backshafter!!!!!
by Dave Hill June 4, 2003
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