buoyancy motherfuckers

Buoyancy motherfuckers is used to indicate when someone knows about a subject and the rest of the people discussing it don't. It is usually used when the people with limited knowledge attempt to think logically and question the topic, which would sound logical to any average person but really stupid to someone who actually knows about the topic.

TLDR; a person who knows shit says buyoancy motherfuckers to make others understand they don't

Guy-1: You know how there's no friction in space? Why don't we utilize that? Why are planets so hard to reach if we can just push our rocket and wait for it to go there?
Guy-2: Bro that's not how that wor-
Guy-3: Yeah it makes no sense how we build huge rockets carrying so much fuel.
Guy-2: Buoyancy motherfuckers! Go watch a Kerbal Space Program video or something, that's not how that works.

by Buoyant_Motherfucker April 17, 2022

Buoys

Money - multiples of One Pound

Mans owes me 20 Buoys

by tingsagwaan September 15, 2023

Neutrally buoyant

When you do a shit and it don’t sink or float it just stays in a suspended state central to the water level.

Hey Ash, I just took a dump. It was neutrally buoyant.

That’s great work Dale

by A different sort of thinker January 16, 2023

Bekstrit Buoys

Noughties band

Well basically there’s a radio station in Dublin,Uk called newstalk one of their shows was called “THE HARD SHOULDER” it’s a show you listen to on the drive home from Werk and one day they were talking about how the noughties were the best decade and somebody from Valencia(never mentioned her name but,I could see the newstalk hq from afar) enters the chat forgot what she said but that bit at the end was “I kinda like de bekstrit buoys”

by Patman post September 10, 2023

crushing the buoys

The act of placing one mans ball sack around another mans penis.

Since Cory and Derek were both circumsized docking was out of the equation, so instead Derek was crushing the buoys

by Longshlongdangleton August 19, 2017