bstl

BAM! said the lady!

bstl or in spoken word: "BAM!" said the lady. "BAM!" said the lady, "but I like it." "BAM!" said the lady, "but I like it; move on."

nathan fillion

by uzi cupcake August 14, 2009

BSTL

Balls stuck to leg: an extremely uncomfortable phenomena occurring when a male wears boxer shorts in a warm environment. Often leads the male to make a an awkward gesture in which he fixes the problem by either hand or an extra long step, twisting motion whilst walking.

Girl: Did that guy just grab his package?
Guy: Dude he was fixing himself, if you had BSTL you'd understand.

by jigga_mane December 22, 2009

BSTL

Balls Stuck To Leg: When a man's ballsack skin sticks to his legs. Often causes embarrassment, as the only treatment is to grab your ballsack and pull it away.

Guy#1 :Stop touching yourself, you sick pervert!
Guy#2 :What? I have some serious BSTL.
Guy#1 :Don't you hate that?

by IBacon IBits November 26, 2009

A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW

Windy disturbance in your 'hedgerow' or 'intimate feminine area, or 'a fanny fart.'

Moira: "Ooh, I just had a bustle in me hedgerow."
Keith: "A bustle in your hedgerow? Yikes."

by Jonners October 16, 2005

bustle in your hedgerow

Lyrics found in Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. In reverse translates to:
"And all the evil fools who made us suffer, sad Satan"

Also interpreted as:
"And in a little toolshed he made us suffer, sad Satan."

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now, it's just a spring clean for the may queen.

by Joe May 13, 2005

BSTL

Abbreviation for "Balls stuck to leg"

Awww man! BSTL!

by Tim610 October 10, 2009

bustling

Looking industrious while completing many small tasks.

eg. a bustling metropolis
eg. she bustled around in the kitchen while making waffles

by apodtropehe July 14, 2014