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BSSTL

"Ball sack stuck to leg"

A condition that occurs when a male's scrotum adheres to either (or both) of his inner thighs. Usually associated with heat, humidity, or perspiration. Can be alleviated by using one's hands, or - if discreteness is required - by stretching one's legs.
Person A: I've been running laps in the sun and now I've got a bad case of BSSTL.

Person B: Just do a horse riding stance and shake your hips a little.

Person C: Global warming has frightening implications for BSSTL. Future generations may require some sort of scrotum sock.
by atifinthenight March 18, 2010
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A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW

"A bustle in your hedgerow," the enigmatic line in Led Zep's "Stairway To Heaven" classic, has mystified music mavens for decades. Hopefully, the following will sprinkle a scintilla of elucidation and edification upon this cryptic conundrum.

A hedgerow is a hedge that surrounds many estates in Britain.

Bustle, or noise or activity, used in this sense, means a disturbance close to home. Something's happening in your world!

It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.

Spring cleaning is an old domestic ritual cleaning meant to do away with the troubles of the past year and prepare for the coming year, and often includes disposing of old, useless things that have been lying around.

The May Queen was a maiden chosen by a village to represent the hopes and potential for the coming year. She was a symbol of beauty, spring and new beginnings.

So here, as an analogy, the lyric refers to getting rid of old and outdated systems in order to allow progress to occur.

OR it can refer to menarche, or the first menstrual cycle, signifying that a girl is coming of age.

OR, it could mean that you have a fuckin' bee in your bonnet!
No example needed.
by weave January 8, 2004
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Bustle Punching

The act of entering a crowd with an erection and bumping into as many people as possible.
George was in a great mood. He just left a crowded elevator after cunningly Bustle Punching several women.
by 12Free4 December 9, 2010
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Hustle and bustle

"There was a hustle and a bustle in the shopping mall, as loads of people walked by."

"I can't stand the hustle and bustle of big cities."
by LiterateBof November 7, 2013
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bssilf

Boarding
School
Student
I'd
Like (to)
Fuck
Person 1: dude!! Did you see that hot boarding school student drive by in her golf car??!
Person 2: BSSILF!!!
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bestlizziestan

my fav tiktoker whose username remains true. Wanda’s amazing smart and funny gf
“hey do u know bestlizziestan”
“ofc she’s my fav tiktoker
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is that "bestlizziestan"
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