Jonners's definitions

A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW

Windy disturbance in your 'hedgerow' or 'intimate feminine area, or 'a fanny fart.'

Moira: "Ooh, I just had a bustle in me hedgerow."
Keith: "A bustle in your hedgerow? Yikes."

by Jonners October 16, 2005

nod of acknowledgement

(supplementary) The *upward* nod of acknowledgement has quite different connotations to the *downward* nod of acknowledgement.

The user of the *upward* nod of acknowledgement displays the nostrils and their contents to the subject, whilst symultaneously looking down on them. It therefore signals disrespect.
The *downward* nodder looks up to the subject, displaying submission to them. It therefore signals respect.

by Jonners December 28, 2005