A fart in a briefcase

A vernacular saying made popular during the 2010's to describe an unimportant blow hard that wears a suit in an effort to create gravitas.

I don't know who would ever take Joe Walsh seriously? Everyone knows he's just a fart in a briefcase.

by TeaPartea February 4, 2013

short Ghanaian briefcase

To refer to someone who is short with a big bum, love of eggs and attitude

Look at you, short Ghanaian briefcase. Kmt
- Uma

by TheUma August 25, 2022

african briefcase

Ghetto blaster or boom box

Look at Leroy shucking and jiving to them beats coming out of his African briefcase!

by TheNorm May 12, 2015

Algoa Park Briefcase

South African:

n. 5 Litre Box Wine; KWV

In South Africa wine distributers often package surplus wine in 5 litre boxes. Algoa Park is a poor urban area of Port Elizabeth where unemployment is rife.

"There goes another hobo with his Algoa Park Briefcase."

"When you're down, the Algoa Park Briefcase keeps you down."

by Clinton Croix September 6, 2004

Glasgow Briefcase

A glasgow briefcase is another name for a plastic bag. Cos they can't afford to buy leather goods so they carry their shit in a plastic bag.

Look at his glasgow briefcase, it's one of those designer Asda ones

by pink chris August 9, 2004

Dutch Briefcase

That horrible moment, when you hold your fart, until you reach the bathroom, and forget to drop your pants, before letting loose. The smell then proceeds to follow the person out of the room, as if it their pants was a briefcase, hence the name.

Girl: Oh god, what's that stink?
Guy: 'Oh shit, I musta Dutch Briefcased in the bathroom...'

by PhoenixGamer13 December 7, 2011

The Briefcase

This is an act in which a male braids a woman’s hair to her ass hair and proceeds to carry her like a briefcase

Me and this girl tried the briefcase last night and now her asshole is inside out

by Superpooperscooper February 28, 2021