Bollocks

The Dog's Bollocks: Came into being after watching the dog repeatedly wash his testicles (with tongue) and consideration of why the said dog should repeat the said act repeatedly: Conclusion: he finds it extremely enjoyable hence "it's the dog's bollocks"

sex is the dog's bollocks

by Canine Explanation League January 13, 2006

Bollocks

the ultamate sware word... can be used in many contexts.
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened

by Darren November 30, 2002

Bollocks

The opposite of the term brilliant in that it is a term the British use to describe everything.

The idea that a rice cooker is a rice cooker when it isn't cooking or heating rice is bollocks.

by DesignerBabyReplicant July 31, 2016

Bollocks

English slang meaning penis and testicles.

"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Bollocks

When angry people vote emotionally on a simple binary question that needs a rational understanding of what is a complex issue and then only pass muster by a whisker and expect everyone else to be bound forever by that vote, I say bollocks. I said bollocks to Mugabe who always won on simple binary votes; I say bollocks to Hitler and all the other tyrants in recent history who won popular/populist votes.

I say "Bollocks to Brexit"

"Bollocks to Brexit"

by Bwanamkubwa May 10, 2019

Bollocks

Someone who is taking something useless or rubbish

We don't know what your saying you talking bollocks

by officialca June 14, 2019

Bollocks

British equivalent of Bullshit

Mostly used when someone tells a lie or says something that is fake

Person 1: Holy shit dude I just lost my Virginity yesterday

Person 2: Oh shut up that’s a load of Bollocks

by EnglishMamba June 26, 2019