bollock satchel

alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles

'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'

by mangorice August 15, 2015

Bollock Bubbler

When your bottom is perfectly sealed so that a fart is forced forwards through your testicles.

<parp> Oooh, that was a tingly bollock bubbler!

by Steelrattuses January 2, 2017

Bollock jacuzzi

When a woman places a mans testicles in to a tea pot with some lovely warm water and some bath salts, she then blows down the spout of the pot to create a jacuzzi effect .

Did you really get that whore to give you a bollock jacuzzi

by The king of ferry April 29, 2020

bollock-catcher

Some kind of situation or thing that is going to cause immense grief no matter what is done to avoid/mitigate the "bollock-catcher".

You have been out on the razz in town. You are running for the last train home. As you come down the stairs, you drop your keys.
If you go back to pick them up you will miss the last train and will be walking 15 miles home because you have spent all your cash and are too drunk to remember your ATM card number.
If you carry on for the train you will have to break a window to get in, slice your mitt open, and likely be reported to the fuzz by the neighbours (again).
"Christ-on-a-bike that was a bit of a bollock-catcher." you say.

by All-Bar-Bollocks March 4, 2008

Bollock Banging

When you're having rampant sex with a woman and your balls slap on her bumcheeks.

Guy1: hey dude whats up?
Guy2: Dude just gave this chick a good old bollock banging last night.
Guy1: Nice one bro!

by cosmos100 November 26, 2011

bollock ache

the aching sensation in the lower stomach after being hit in the bollocks, even a light flick can cause this.

my balls have stopped hurting, but i got bollock ache now!

by steve the all knowing June 11, 2006

Bollock Fish

A slang term for sperm.

My mate left bollock fish all over his laptop keyboard after watching too many ladies in a state of undress!

by JulesB(A-Town) January 6, 2012