Blaff

Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.

Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!

by Hellzapoppin' December 22, 2018

Box Blast

to blow your load deep inside the warm wet vagina of a woman

I gave her a hardcore BOX BLAST

by bdhiggy January 27, 2009

Bumblebee Blast

1. When having sexual intercourse with a woman, shove a vibrator so far into her anus that she runs around and screams.

2. A 7-11 limited edition slushie flavor in honor of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

Hey Doug, I gave Sharon a nice bumblebee blast last night.

by Dixie Normous Ferreal July 8, 2009

Fiber Blast

fahy-ber b-l-ast- Verb - When you haven't eaten enough fiber and you know your shit is going to spray feces on whatever you are pointing your ass towards.

"Damn dude, I ate some shitty food last night and now I gotta fiber blast"

by are^s May 1, 2015

Honey Blast

A sexual position in which one bear crawls while having anal sex ; the one Fucking is a Honey Blaster as the reciever is the honey pot

Jake honey blasted me last night up the stairs!

by Caxco112 June 4, 2015

doof blast

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied

by ralph cucumber October 10, 2008

Blastard

When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.

You fucking bloody blastard innit!!

by Blastard April 21, 2019