bjärner

Frozen chicken soup in a sock that you beat you wife with. Beating kids is also possible.

Person 1: "Hunny! Where's my Jarner?
Wife: "We don't have those anymore!"
Person 1: "That's it, i'm grabbing me bjärner."
Wife: *getting beat up sounds*

by Jarner November 20, 2019

Bjarni

A type of retard who also has autism. But also has a massive penis.

I feel sorry for that bjarni over there, but I am jelaous of that big penis

by Bjarniisabitch August 29, 2022

Georg bjarnfreðarson

Georg bjarnfreðarsonur is Most handsome man í whole iceland he has FIVE degrees he work many years in shell gas station and then was fired then he worked in a hotel and killed its owner while the owner was sexually harassing him then he went to litla hraun wich is a prison where icelands most dangerous people go too and there he finessed his way to be a hall manager and life was never better for him.

Who is georg Georg bjarnfreðarsonur is a smart but a dangerous man

by NotDeimantas:-) January 16, 2022

Bjarney

A girl that acts like a bossy Bitch but deep inside she is a very nice and a great person. She is always there when you need her and wants to help with your problems. But! sometimes she can act like a hoe and sends too many flex pics.

Bjarney is amazing! She looks so good, her name must be Bjarney!

by muggmugg1 March 22, 2019

Bjay

Pronounced buh-jay, a bjay is a different way of saying bj.

I was out with this girl last nigh. Not only did she pay for my dinner, but I also go a bjay.

by Definitionz June 28, 2009

Bjarni

A retarded person.

"hi, are you apple the sticky, fquist, yes don`t ban me, jessie smith is king of wackers!!! Lol, but buy me, he won`t as long as I'm not in charge like FQuist says I can't be! :-#

it`s illegal! STFU! were all alone, you comes with me! :-D

by [GpW]NinjA November 7, 2003

Bjarni

Slang word for a “Vagina”.

“So I fucked her in the Bjarni.”

by DaButthole2 February 27, 2019