Johng bezos

a famous wealthy person who is very stupid. This character is fictional and is created by kk.
Johng bezos is my IQ friend
by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk9.0 March 08, 2023
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Bezos paradox

The term Bezos paradox is used to describe a relationship of two or more people where one must suffer for the other(s) to be happy
"I heard that cambodian child working in that factory is not having a great time"
"But i saw Jeff Bezos happy earlier, think that has something to do with the Bezos paradox"
by Somebody382 October 28, 2021
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Bezos-boys

Jeff Bezos CEO of Amazon has a tightly knit group of skinless femboys, often used in baking cakes.
Slow Replies, funeral.
"Yes bro wys"
"Nothing much g, jus fuckin around with the Bezos-boys and what not init"
"What the fuck are you talking about you demon, your Mum has no skin g"
"Neither does the Bezos-boys"
"Ahaha Yes bro I feel you famalam"
by Cally J Davis November 27, 2022
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Bezos' Syndrome

A condition where an employer tricks you into loving your job or just feeling good for working where you work, either because the pay is good, your workplace looks nice or just because it's a well known company, despite it being shit and basically slavery.
- What do you do for a living?
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.
by DruggedBabyPenguin August 02, 2021
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Jess Bezos

Jess Bezos is in town!
by Allzza August 20, 2021
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Bezos bottle

A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.
He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.

The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.
by caughtjesta October 05, 2021
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Jeff Bezos

When the blow hit, his belly lifted in the air like an empty rut, until his ass cracked. Jeffrey sank down into the grass. His face slid off his ass, so he could see my mouth on his dirty ass cheeks.

I bit and sucked.

Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.

When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.

My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.

Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.

Jeffrey
Jeff Bezos just DDoS'd me
by The Definer 666 69 420 August 19, 2022
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