(verb) to balzate: to miss/'bounce' a certain event, person, etc. (often purposely). Due to its Italian origins, it is conventionally accompanied with an Italian hand gesture.
Bob: I'm too lazy to do anything, I will have to balzate football.
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Bill: I just balzated Mr. Smith's detention. He is well pissed now.
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Bill: I just balzated Mr. Smith's detention. He is well pissed now.
by ushwhatabelt April 28, 2017
Get the balzate mug.The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.
Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."
by captmurk December 26, 2013
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A ball hair sweat at rocket league and will ariel into your girl's dm and steal her, he has a ball on his head that will fit in your girl's pussy and she will like it, whenever he does come out of his room you better hide your kids. He might even steal your man too
by ur daddy 1234 February 6, 2021
Get the ballzy mug.When, after posting a comment on a friends wall, instantly regretting clicking enter. Deleting the post does no good as an email with the content has been sent to the recipient. You proceed to bawl after completing the Wall Post.
Travis "Last night I wrote on Meghan's wall telling her that I really liked her...I just wish I could take it back"
Jay "That's a brutal bawl post man"
Travis "I cried for hours"
Jay "That's a brutal bawl post man"
Travis "I cried for hours"
by J.Thakore April 27, 2009
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Get the lilo ballzums mug.BAWLS is a highly caffinated energy drink. One bottle of BAWLS Guarana (10oz.) has 120 calories. Bawls Guaranexx (10oz.) has 0 calories. BAWLS Guarana has 80mg of caffeine per 12 oz. It is made from guarana and tastes most closely to 7up or Sprite, but should be tried anyway if neither of those drinks are liked (this was just the most closely related drinks I could think of.) The guarana berry can be found in the Amazon Rainforest which has a naturally occuring form of caffine which indians used to use to give themselves and energy boost. The name, BAWLS, is not derived from anything. The name was simply chosen because if you heard it, you would not forget it (the name is an advertisement in itself.) Also, the blue bottle with raised bumps on it is in circulation not only for grip when wet, or for having a dark bottle, but also because it 'looks cool' (according to the manufacturers of BAWLS.) The bottle is the Winner of the Glass Packaging Institute's Clear Choice Award 2005 for Best Packaging of a Carbonated Beverage. BAWLS is not a well known drink in all areas. Many saw BAWLS for the first time in the Xbox third-person shooter game, 'Run Like Hell.' Drinkers of such drink are encouraged by the manufacturer to ask local and major stores to carry BAWLS. SnoBAWLS is a new version of the caffine drink, but in frozen form (to beat the heat of the summer) made from guaranexx. There is also a sugar free version of BAWLS also made from the guaranexx berry. BAWLS Mints are also sold, which supposedly have about 1/12 the caffine amount of a single Bawls beverage and are fizzy and taste sweet.
by LTZ June 2, 2006
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