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BATCH

A chunky, lumpy, brontosaurus looking broad that claims to be a bad bitch. A batch is usually a bitch who looks like a batch of bitches stuffed into one big bitch. When a bunch of bitches huddle behind a camera to take a selfie, they are considered a batch.
John Smith: Dude what the fuck happened to your sofa?

Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.

John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.

Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.

John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.

Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??

John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!

"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"

Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!

John Smith: I think she's dead dude.

Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.

John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
by Professor Cos December 4, 2015
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Batch, also known as sexy guy that may or may not be your boyfriend.
"Hey look at that batch"
OR
"He's my Batch"
by thatrockerchick11 January 19, 2016
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Something a wool says but its clearly a barm
D: Can I have a batch

M: Its a barm you fucking wool.
by NotaWool November 23, 2016
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Batch

Another name for jizz, sperm or cum.
Man that stripper was so hot I had to release a batch to her when I got home.
by peter pumpkin eater 69 February 27, 2019
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Batch

To shower.
by Top Batcher February 13, 2019
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Marijuana placed on top of tobacco inside a bowl piece, and then smoked out of a bong to achieve a headrush.
Fuck man I just got the fattest heady of that batch bowl.
by NAZPRIM May 3, 2020
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A more polite way of saying bitch
Stop eating my pizza you batch!
by wogprince2001 August 4, 2020
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