A chunky, lumpy, brontosaurus looking broad that claims to be a bad bitch. A batch is usually a bitch who looks like a batch of bitches stuffed into one big bitch. When a bunch of bitches huddle behind a camera to take a selfie, they are considered a batch.
John Smith: Dude what the fuck happened to your sofa?
Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.
John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.
Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.
John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.
Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??
John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!
"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"
Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!
John Smith: I think she's dead dude.
Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.
John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.
John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.
Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.
John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.
Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??
John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!
"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"
Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!
John Smith: I think she's dead dude.
Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.
John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
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