b.a.f.s

Having a b.a.f.s is having a big ass fucking secret

Yo promise you wont tell anyone but… i have a b.a.f.s

by JenBiatch August 1, 2021

F.S.M.B.

short for Fish Sunk My Boat.

"what happened?" "F.S.M.B.!" "what?" "fish sunk my boat!"

by party squad October 16, 2011

W.A.F.A.W.S.B.S.M.

we ain’t friends anymore we’re something better something more

babe, W.A.F.A.W.S.B.S.M.

by his prettiest problem June 21, 2022

i.w.f.y.s.b

I wanna fuck you so bad

Her: hey babe
Him: I.w.f.y.s.b
Her:huh
him:huh

by R.F.F.L.B March 20, 2023

F.I.B.S.

Acronym, short for Feature Imposed By Sales, sometimes used by engineers and developers to refer to a (mostly) worthless feature added to a project by sales and marketing types to make their jobs easier, often because the product is otherwise too technically complicated for them to understand and sell. In the worst case these features actually make the final product less usable.

Windows Vista was crammed so full of F.I.B.S. that it barely ran on many of the computers it was installed on, one of many reasons people just generally thought it sucked.

by Stevo! February 27, 2014

F.a.b.s.

Fat ass big stomach

Man, gabby put on a lot of weight over the summer , she has F.a.b.s.

by Curryrohan July 3, 2015

F.U.B.S

Fucked up bull-shit

I just got got fired, ain't that some F.U.B.S.

by Willy k. January 29, 2020