When a situation becomes so awkward you can literally feel awkwardness showing over you.
In order to perform an awkward shower, the back of your hands an slammed against the top of your head and you begin to slowly shake your fingers in a raining motion down your face.
In order to perform an awkward shower, the back of your hands an slammed against the top of your head and you begin to slowly shake your fingers in a raining motion down your face.
Paul- What's wrong?
Ev- Dude she walked in and you gave a face that said, I've dreamt of ravaging your body all night long for the last year. It was so awkward, I could literally take a shower in it.
John- Yeah dude serious awkward shower.
Paul- Fuck...
Ev- Dude she walked in and you gave a face that said, I've dreamt of ravaging your body all night long for the last year. It was so awkward, I could literally take a shower in it.
John- Yeah dude serious awkward shower.
Paul- Fuck...
by Jizsaw April 21, 2010
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The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.
You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.
The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.
You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.
by thisisathens January 31, 2010
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The new "hip" thing to say in a Facebook status update. Wildly used out of context by students and young English people in an attempt to stand out from all the everyday statuses that appear on the proverbial news feed.
CORRECT example. "That awkward moment when you're facing an old flame/work colleague on a train/bus and attempting to avoid eye contact."
WRONG example. "That awkward moment when you realize you've woken up late for a lecture"
That's not awkward, that's just laziness.
WRONG example. "That awkward moment when you realize you've woken up late for a lecture"
That's not awkward, that's just laziness.
by Sgwarnnog June 20, 2012
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Get the awkward boner mug.A situation that reaches extremely high levels of uncomfortableness and perplexity. It is when it is so awkward, you won't talk to the other people for the rest of your life. It is as if a giant brick of awkward fell from the sky and landed in the room, smashing all other emotions.
"Son, were getting a divorce."
AWKWARD BRICK
"Baby, I'm cheating on you with your two brothers."
AWKWARD BRICK
AWKWARD BRICK
"Baby, I'm cheating on you with your two brothers."
AWKWARD BRICK
by Jesus Dacuma March 16, 2008
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Usually a friendship that you won't keep after being dumped by your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Usually a friendship that you won't keep after being dumped by your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Guy 1: You got dumped by that hot chick you really like? Are you still friends with her?
Guy 2: Ehhhh, I am, but, it's real awkward. Now, she can have a relationship with any guy she wants, and not feel guilty about talking to me about it. I may as well dump her as a friend. What I have with her is an awkward friendship.
Guy 2: Ehhhh, I am, but, it's real awkward. Now, she can have a relationship with any guy she wants, and not feel guilty about talking to me about it. I may as well dump her as a friend. What I have with her is an awkward friendship.
by Random Person 362 July 19, 2011
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"Bert, I love you."
"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."
"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."
"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."
"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."
by Bert Bets January 26, 2008
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