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Awk Beanstalk

When a situation is even more awkward than 'awko taco', typically 'awk beanstalk' is appropriate.
I finished with my partner and asked how he felt. He said it was great, since he didn't use a condom. Awk beanstalk.
by John Smith Indian Emperor November 3, 2011
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awk awk gawk gawk 9000

when you suck your friends dick but its not gay cuz you got the socks on.
yo can i practice my awk awk gawk gawk 9000 skills on you
of course my g, but just keep the socks on.
ya of course my g.
by B-Monkey Obama September 22, 2020
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Awk life

When you are basically a very awkward person, or continue to create awkward phrases with(out) trying too hard.

If you're living the awk life, you're generally a very awkward person.

Someone who makes a situation awkward by saying the wrong thing or saying something that makes people feel uncomforable
(Randomly, in class, during a test)
D: MOO!
R: Awk life...

F: You're pregnant?!?!?
D: Awk life....
by MikeANDIkes April 29, 2009
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awk mo

An abbreviation for Awkward Moment. When a moment is so awkward, that you absolutely need to use Awk Mo.
Me: That woman is ugly as fuck
She: That's my mum -.-
Me: Awk mo
by Boss_boss January 2, 2012
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Awk McGawk

Means super awkward, so awkward that you gawked at the idea of how awkward it truly is. Originated by Hans.
Bro that was Awk McGawk
by Hans.Solo June 10, 2018
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Awk City

Awk City refers to THE most awkward situation imaginable; It is a state that not even the Awkward Turtle could save.

When one enters Awk City (in relationships or life situations), you're gonna want to exit as fast as possible.

"The Awk City Slashers," the baseball team of Awk City, is the rival team of "The Perf City Slashers," and always loses. Awk City is located 50 miles east of Perf City, and is populated by brown marshes, scarce plains, and life-size cutouts of Barry Gibb.
"Oh shit dude, last night was completely Awk City. I was about to announce the starting lineup...." (of The Awk City Slashers).

"Can we get out of Awk City please? We need to talk." This example is commonly brought up when relationships have taken a turn for the worse.

"Oh God, it was AC to the max."
by Perf City December 26, 2008
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Awk Guac

When something is extremely awkward.

Pronounced "awk" from the work awkward and "guac" from the word guacamole.

Originated in Kansas City
I ran in to my ex today. It was so awk guac.
by tcm1028 October 20, 2010
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