Aner

The anal penetrator of anal sex. Someone who gives anal sex. One who anes (see ane_.

What is wrong with that aner, he's always sleeping around.

I need an aner for the night.

Care to be my aner?

by Yuby Hoo May 27, 2008

average white boy

liam duggan

liam is such an average white boy

by nodissliss May 17, 2018

Annerley

Annerley is a kind funny smart with a big heart. You will always have a ball with Annerley and she will always find a way to make you laugh because she always puts others first and for most. You need an Annerley in your life because she makes you happy. She is trust worthy and amazing on every single way.

Bloody hell thats annerley

by Slithersafia January 10, 2019

bigger than the average player

Justin And Dayal

They're just bigger than the average player

by qwertyuiolfkzdnhg October 26, 2020

my life is average

A website where not-so-average people post not-so-average stories, usually about Harry Potter, how much they hate Twilight (they really do hate it), pirates and ninjas, or how they engaged in a random lightsaber duel with their principal, and received a high-five for it. Most entries on the site beg the question "Really?"

Most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase "MLIA", which is of course short for the rather untrue "my life is average".

--"Today, in chemistry class, my teacher came in dressed as Professor Snape, and taught us 'Potions' instead of regular chemistry. It's not even Halloween! my life is average."

--"I call bullshit."

by Architeuthosaurus December 26, 2011

Average

Though often thought to mean mundane and boring, Average really means what occurs the most.

"My Life Is Average" is a site were "Average" means "crazy awesome" to the mundane boring person.

If you make your life crazy awesome by doing random things, not only will you be happier, but you will redefine average in your life.

"Today, I was walking home from school when suddenly, two guys ran by me. They stopped at the crosswalk ahead, pulled out lightsabers, and dueled until the walk sign went green. MLIA."

In an attempt to be un-average, Sara wore a snuggie to school. Soon this became a trend, and every average person wore a snuggie.

by Intrigue October 28, 2009

about average

In the world of online dating portals, this is how fat people describe themselves. Not to be confused with "a few extra pounds", which indicates the person is morbidly obese.

"Her profile said she was 'about average', but it turns out she was WAY too average"

by Dan_Maine October 20, 2005