automatication

an action you do automatically, as a result of another event or action.

Whoa, sorry I had to blink, it was an automatication!!

by sophayyy57489529 November 10, 2010

Autoerotic Defenestration

The act of throwing oneself out of a window for pleasure

I’m so bored with jerking off, i’m gonna go commit autoerotic defenestration

by Craig Burns April 17, 2019

Head Automatica

The most Awesome pop band ever!! And not that crappy pop stuff.
Members include:
Daryl Palumbo - lead vocals
Jarvis Morgan Holden - bass
Jerry Rowe - drums and backing vocals
Craig Bonich - guitars
Jessie Nelson - organ, piano, and keys (sexiest organ/piano player ever!!)

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Head Automatica?
Persom 2: No, who are they?
Person 1: They're only the most Awesome band ever!!!

by sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 27, 2008

Mexican Automatic

When driving a standard, having someone in the passenger seat shift the car for you when you step on the clutch.

Jake was lighting a smoke so I pulled a mexican automatic and shifted gears for him.

by Shieldsdleihs November 11, 2010

Autoerotic fellatiation

The act of performing oral sex on ones own phallic member to the point of choking and passing out.

John rushed home from yoga class to go blow himself as per usual, his roommate was home early so John hid in linen closet and feverishly began to take himself to his own base. Pounding his pallet with the cold robotic force of an off balanced washing machine caused the sowing machine to fall off the shelf and on top of John in the middle of fucking his own brains out. The autopsy determined it quite easily to be death by autoerotic fellatiation due to post mortem positioning. Balls to brows, John died choking on his dick.

by Spot on Johnny March 25, 2015

Automatic

Chant done at basketball games or other athletic events, when somebody is on FIRE, who the athlete is in the "ZONE"

Jimmy White is AUTOMATIC tonight against the patriots!

by BLT May 13, 2005

autoerotic asphyxia

asphyxia caused by intentionally strangling oneself (or holding there breath) while masturbating in order to intensify the orgasm through reduced oxygen flow to the brain. (can become lightheaded and feel of faint.

my girl was choking my chicken and she thought i was in autoerotic asphyxia and i nearly passed out

by David!!!??? March 21, 2008