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Australian Airforce Cadets

Airforce cadets are in a nutshell overconfident, condescending, arrogant pricks who are like the navy cadets but on steroids in terms of homosexuality. This has given them the well deserved nickname of airy fairies. They like to brag how much they know about aircrafts but the closest they get to aircrafts are weather drones they also claim they are the best shoot in the cadet corps when they couldn’t shoot a defenceless balloon and don’t even get me started on their drill. There has also been an unspoken truce between Navy Cadets and Army Cadets if these aircraft fuckers are to powerful. So in conclusion fuck Airforce Cadets.
Oh hey Dad why is the definition of Gay scribbled out and replaced with Australian Airforce Cadets in this book?
Ah that was a more civilised time.
by insta: @qld_aac_bde_meme August 27, 2020
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Starbucks Australia

A place you pass on your way to a gourmet coffee house. The more European coffee culture in Australia already had introduced people to espresso based drinks. Where in other countries Starbucks would open the market and than would be copied, in Australia that stage was skipped and customers went straight on to the gourmet coffee houses.
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce passed Starbucks Australia on their way to the Philosophy Department at the University of Wooloomooloo to get a delicious cappuccino at the local Italian gourmet coffee shop. Looks like those poofters will be 71% closed said Bruce and Bruce, Bruce and Bruce agreed.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 6, 2008
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Australian base system

The American base system involves: first base - kissing and breast fondling; second base - manual stimulation of genitalia; third base - oral stimulation of genitalia; and home base (or fourth base) - the act of penetrative intercourse.

The Australian base system is slightly different: first base - vaginal sex; second base - anal sex; third base - threesome with two males and one female; home base (or fourth base) - threesome with two females and one male.
Elaine: All my friends back home go to home base by the time they're fifteen.

David: On the Australian base system or the American base system?
by aussieinthestates July 19, 2011
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Australian Massage

The Australian Massage is the action of massaging the 'Land Down Under'

This is basically a cooler name for a rub-down, feel-up, fingering, hand-job, or 2nd/3rd base.
Tom gave Stacy an Australian Massage in the front seat of his car.

After a long Australian Massage, Jane was juiced up and ready to go.

Alice gives the greatest Australian massages ever, don't you think?
by TresM March 21, 2011
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Australia's Canada

New Zealand.

The term references the similarities between the Australia-New Zealand and United States-Canada relationships. Each pair maintains strong ties, though also trades (usually) good-natured jests and barbs.

Both Canada and New Zealand have smaller populations and can be said to "live in the shadow" of their more well-known neighbor. Each is also known for outstanding natural beauty and friendly people.
Person 1: "Geez. Those Aussies and Kiwis are really going at it over there. They really must hate each other."

Person 2: "Nah, they're just drunk and being dumb. New Zealand is Australia's Canada. They'll be friends again in the morning."
by Sir Elroy February 20, 2011
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Australian Pelican

When someone pisses in your mouth to induce pleasure. Usually for people with piss fetishes.
Guy 1: So dude i was nailing this chick last night! and she asked me to give her an australian pelican.
Guy 2: Thats sick man! did you do it?
Guy 3: Yeah, it was nasty!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009
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Australian Piggyback Ride

When a person is being double-teamed, gang-banged, or in a three way with a goat and a reindeer.
Man 1: Hey, you here about Durnya?

Man 2: Yea! I Heard he got an Australian Piggyback Ride!

Man 1: I know! I wonder how it feels?

Man 2: Hey, let's go ask him!!!
by Girafffffffe77777 January 13, 2011
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