Aug 28

Make out day (yep u got it right)

Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat
Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke
Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat
It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope
Oh right....
Aug 28 darlin...

by eh srry for ur lost February 14, 2022

Aug 13

National Left Handers Day

On Aug 13 I’ll be better than right handed people

no u won’t

yes it’s my day.

by JOEMAMASHOUSE December 11, 2021

Aug 6th

Suck a dick say! Go out and suck you a dick!

I like to suck dicks so do u <3 So go celebrate Aug 6th

by Liguma nuts April 19, 2021

aug 9th

give tiana a lot of money and robux and make her the richest before she freezes u.

OMG ITS AUG 9TH LETS MAKE TIANA RICH
"i dont wanna give her anything" tiana: freezes u to death

by hahahotasf August 08, 2021

aug 3

On this day...Girls born on this day shall get a loving and loyal life partner with the words A,D,M in their name..

Oh it's aug 3 u gonna get a loving partner

by Urban Dictionary off.. November 24, 2021

AUG Whore

In the game Counter Strike, a person who consistantly uses the AUG simply because it is fast, powerful, relatively cheap, and far to good for anyone with skill to waste their time on.

Dude, that n00b is such an AUG Whore!

by Mix Mastah Vlad October 09, 2003

Aug 26

Not that special

Jerry " It's Aug 26"
Berry " and no one cares "
Jerry "but it's my birthday"
Berry "NO ONE CARES"

by Bob bitch boy joe mama bill August 25, 2021