Ashley

A name originating from old English meaning "living in the ash tree grove". An Ashley is self-assured and knows what kind of person she wants herself to be. She is confident, strong-willed, intelligent, ambitious, hardworking, and authentic. She somehow manages to be thoughtful and brutally honest at the same time. She is also talented (but doesn't boast), and she is stunningly beautiful - but this doesn't get to her head. She is down to earth, treating every person with the same respect and interest. Most of all, an Ashley is an incredible friend - you will never find a friend as loyal, dependable, and kind as an Ashley.

Ashley spent three hours helping me do my chem homework without me even having to ask her!

by kkthatstheway August 7, 2017

Ashley

She is tall, she has soft beautiful eyes and the shade of her eyes are vibrant no matter what color they are. Her nose maybe long. Ashley is a girl who stands out in the crowds. She has great taste in clothing, she is very, very beautiful, she is well-known and popular and EVERYONE seems to fall in love with her. She is nice, sweet, wise, fun, hyper, happy, calm, loving, lovable, very intelligent and clever. She is very sensitive. She hides her emotions well and she would fall deeply in love with a man who treats her right.

On her dark side, she is a bit difficult to understand. She may distant herself from her friends. She may spend alot of time on her own. She may feel lonely and depressed.

Always try to take the opportunity to give her the comfort and love she needs. Do your part in your friendship and/or relationship with Ashley. Don't ever let go of Ashley, because you will miss her terribly.

Me: *Saying in my head* (Wow..you're so pretty I feel lucky to even be talking to you)

Me: "What is your name?"

Ashley:"I'm Ashley."

Me: "It's nice to meet you, Ashley.."

by Dingleberry3 October 7, 2012

awkward antlers

this means nothing. some idiot prep made this up after hearing about the awkward turtle.

the awkward antlers, are you shitting me?

by guernica January 17, 2008

Ashlee

A really sweet and innocent girl who can be a rebel at some points. She loves animals and will be a good friend forever. She has a nice personality and loves everything. She is someone people will always get along with.

Miranda: Have you met that new Ashlee girl?
Erin: Yes, she is so sweet everyone loves her!

by Sassue4 January 14, 2013

asled

To have been queried for your age, gender and geographical location by means of instant message, online chat, bulletin board or other form of internet-based communication.
Past tense and past participle of asl

Ack! I've just been asled!

by benightedbastard April 8, 2004

Antlered

Taking a lot of dicks. I mean, a lot. At one time/in one sitting/while being filmed. The number of waiting dicks resembles the 'points' of a deer's antlers, hence the name.

"Did you hear? Nicole went to that frat party and totally got antlered by the entire frat!"

by timith March 23, 2010

failing asleep

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

by channel_panel June 16, 2018